True Stories of Creepy Women That Men Have Had to Deal With

29. Grandma is Majorly Overstepping Her Boundaries

This next story came from a Reddit user called AcidBathVampire. “My parents had this dog walker lady who would come three times a day to walk the pups. I was there when she came over one time, and she started talking to me. She seemed really nice, then she mentioned her granddaughter who was like 15 and how she thought we might ‘hit it off.’ I was like 22 at the time, so I told her that I didn’t think it was a good idea.

“Three weeks later my phone buzzed. Didn’t recognize the number, but I answered anyway. Guess who? Turns out she somehow got my mom to give her my number, gave it to her granddaughter, and this crazy 9th grader is calling me saying we should meet. I tried to let her down easy, but she started crying about 5 minutes in. She was nuts. I eventually had to have her phone blocked cause she would call me like every two days. After I blocked her, I came into the house one day and saw grandma there chatting with my mom. I definitely made a seal face, because mom asked me why I booked out without saying hello.”

28. She Threatened to Burn Him With Hot Oil

This creepy story came from a Redditor called steakbbq: “I’m a pretty easy going guy and make friends easily. There was a 45-55-year-old woman from work that got friendly with me and would talk with me almost daily at lunch. She said some pretty odd stuff at times. For instance, one day she told me she murdered a man. Totally serious and deadpan delivery. I really didn’t know what to say and probably made the mistake of continuing speaking to her asking her questions about why the f*ck she killed someone and how. I didn’t believe her.”

“Well basically she told me that it was her ex-husband and he was abusive to her and she killed him with a shovel and buried him in the woods. She claimed no one ever found his body.. Weird right? F*cking threw me for a loop. About two sentences later she tells me, ‘I want to take you home, tie you upside down between two metal poles and pour hot oil up your ass.’ It made me so uncomfortable hearing this…Needless to say when I told my girl what happened she refused to let me keep working there. TL;DR: BOILING OIL ENEMA”

27. The Nightmare Fairy

This next story comes from a Redditor called climber226. “There was this girl, we’ll call her Cherry. I was in a dance class with. Very attractive, lots of tattoos, incredibly flirty, but she had a boyfriend so I brushed it off. Well the story starts when I broke her boyfriend’s ribs (by accident). She starts texting me later saying she thought it was super hot (should’ve been the first clue). We start texting, it’s getting more aggressive. Then I find out they’re in an open relationship and she has permission from her boyfriend to do whatever with me. Weird, but being a 20-something guy I’m okay with it. So we’re fooling around for a few weeks and it starts becoming clear that something weird is going on. I came home a few times to find Cherry and her boyfriend drunk on my porch writing me love notes.

“Then one night she’s trying to get me to go to her boyfriend’s birthday party. I had other plans so I just said no but she was being very persistent. I go do my thing, ignore her texts, go home and pass out around 1am. Around five am, there’s someone standing at the foot of my bed. I can see the outline of fairy wings. At first I think I’m hallucinating but then the figure moves a little. Obviously it’s Cherry. She had decided to come see why I had stopped responding and climbed up into my second story bathroom window. WTF possesses someone to do that?! I escorted her out of the house, double and triple checked that every door and window was locked, and never talked to her again. Luckily I also moved halfway across the country later that week.”

26. The Fake Phone Call

This next story from a Reddit user called sollipse is all about meeting a creepy stranger on the train. Clearly, this girl had mental issues. Or, she thought it might be a clever way to get a guy’s attention, and she was just totally off-based. At least he didn’t date this girl, like some of the other stories on this list. “I’m on the train. This girl behind me is having the most boring phone conversation I’ve ever heard. Some guy she thinks is cute or something. I keep listening though, mostly because she’s too loud to block out…

“And things get weird. The guy she’s describing sounds pretty physically identical to me. So I turn around, and this girl says ‘Oh. He’s looking at me now. I wonder what he’ll do. I wonder if he likes me.’ She also DOESN’T HAVE A F*CKING PHONE. Yeah, I got off at the next stop and put a whole train between me and that weirdo.”

25. Nearly Recruited Into a Creepy Situation

The story comes from a Reddit user called DrShiomo. “So I’m casually sitting in the cafe inside my gym, waiting for my friend with some coffee and playing games on my phone. Then out of nowhere this woman comes and sits next to me. I look up at her, and she stares intently into my eyes. ‘Hey honey do you mind if I sit here?’ she asks. ‘Umm, yeah sure go ahead’ I told her, rather confused. Now, I’m a 17-year-old white Jewish kid and she’s a black woman in her 30s. I could never see what she’d want with me. She slowly stares at me up and down and asks if I want to join her for her workout. I declined, telling her that I just finished actually. She says something along the lines of ‘I can sure see that,’ with a wink.

“Now it’s getting even creepier as she tries to nudge closer to me and stares deeply into my eyes. I just nervously smile. Then out of nowhere this hulking black guy appears behind her. My first thought is that this guy is about to beat me up. Then he shakes my hand and says to what I have now figured out is his client, ‘Is this young man joining us today?’ Before she can even answer, another woman joins the duo. She too is staring intently into my eyes. For a few moments they all just stand there, smiling at me, then look at each other and smile more. This is beyond awkward. Then they all just nod at me and leave. I have no idea what they wanted, but something tells me they were scouting for someone to join their threesomes, someone ironic, and they all wanted me.”

24. Creepy Face Licking in Public

This creepy story from Reddit user dirtypeter is about a mentally deranged woman who wanted to turn his face into art. “I was having lunch with a couple of friends when a woman my mother’s age sat down next to me at our table and started rambling about how beautiful she thought my face was. I was weirded out, but flattered, until she asked me if she could touch my face. She claimed to be a sculptor. Said it would help her recreating my face for an art piece she was doing. I told her no, but she proceeded to grope my face anyway.

“My friends [burst] out in hysterical laughter as I was trying to get her off of me. Suddenly she started to violently lick my nose and trying to tongue f*ck me in my nostrils. This is when a waiter pulled her off me and dragged her out of the restaurant. She waited for me outside in her car, took a picture of me when I left the restaurant over an hour later, and quickly drove off.”

23. Unwelcome Sniffing is Never a Good Idea

The next story comes from a user called conquer69. “As you can imagine, the subway was used by everyone and it’s always packed. Like a permanent peak hour. I’m tall and skinny so I don’t take much space and always manage to get in. So the train arrives, I get in. A girl ends up between me and the [door]. I always take care not to rub other people but it was very packed. And I was wearing a shirt with rolled up sleeves and a nice cologne. The girl said it smelled good on me before.

“So the girl was facing forward with me behind her with my extended arm next to her. Then she puts her face next to my forearm but I think nothing of it since there was no free space to move around. This is where things get weird. The girl turns her head towards my arm and starts vigorously sniffing my forearm. Like she is tasting my skin and the cologne through her nostrils. I freak out a little but say nothing, after all, there is nowhere I can go and it would just make things weirder. So I get off the train in the next station while wiping her nasal mucus off my arm and wondering wtf just happened. TL;DR Crazy woman sniffs imaginary lines of coke from my forearm on the subway.”

22. A Game of Kings Gone Way Too Far

This story from Reddit user Spartan2842 takes a strange twist during a seemingly innocent drinking game with new friends. “Was out in San Francisco for the Game Developers Conference (GDC) a few years back. Stayed in a hostel with a whole bunch of my classmates since it was much cheaper than a hotel. First few nights we were hanging out in the common room, playing drinking games and meeting people from around the world. However, there was this older Asian woman who would float from group to group trying to join in and steal a beer or two. No one really complained at first. On the third night, five of my buddies and these four Aussies decide to play Kings. Well, this lady joined and we tried to be nice and teach her the game. She pulled a king, which is the rule master.

“We explained the rule and gave her some examples. Must have your drink in hand at all times, laugh a certain way, no eye contact, etc. She takes a few seconds to think and looks directly at me and says ‘Take off your pants!’ I just sit in disbelief and my buddy right away starts laughing. One of the Aussie chicks explains it doesn’t work that way. The woman then starts yelling other things at me. ‘Show me your butt! Let me see c*ck! Give me a dance!’ At this point I am trying to laugh it off, but I’m super embarrassed too. We ended up kicking her out of the game and then she was kicked out of the hostel the next day because she was found to be sneaking into other people’s rooms at night.”

21. Girlfriend’s Creepy Plan Goes Horribly Wrong

This next story comes from a user called _Vatican_Cameos_. “My buddy’s girlfriend showed up at my front door drunk and ready to bang. She professed her love for me and had built up this secret relationship between the two of us in her head. Like, we had our song and stuff like that. She said that the only reason that she was still with him was so that she could see me. I was pretty creeped out.”

“I was polite, but told her that I wasn’t interested in any way. First, I made sure that she got home safe and then called my friend to tell him what happened. When he confronted her, she said that we had slept together that night. He called me on speakerphone in front of her and asked what happened. I told him the same story I told him the night before. He broke up with her right there and threw her out of his house. She emailed me about six months later to tell me that she missed me. I did not respond.”

20. Desperate For a Free Drink

This story from transmigrant is all about an annoying girl he met at the bar, and the creepy things she did. “Not so creepy, just more sad. Was at my local pub a while back and a young woman came and sat down with me. She was obviously drunk already but while entertaining her small talk she kept trying to steal my pint, which I didn’t let happen.”

“Over the course of about the next 15 minutes she still tries to go after my pint, then keeps asking me to buy her a drink (I declined). Then offered to ‘service’ me for a drink (definitely declined), then started to get upset with me and told everyone near that I was her boyfriend and was being an asshole and violent. Luckily it’s my friend’s pub. We called her a cab and sent her on her way. She wandered back in 15 minutes later and started the same routine with another man sitting a few stools down from me who had witnessed the previous incident…”

19. The Smelly Girl in Class

The next story from Reddit comes from a user called whoatethekidsthen. “I dunno if she suffered from mental illness or what, but I sat behind the creepiest chick in my Microbiology class. Some of her greatest hits include: Invading people’s personal space and softly growling. Disrupting lectures with anecdotes completely unrelated to Microbiology. For example, she interrupted our professor discussing necrotizing fasciitis to talk about her fanfiction.

Began wearing cat ears and this tail thing and meowing at people. Wore a bazillion bracelets on each arm because, and she said, ‘they cover up all my scars. People can’t handle me.’ Licked a petri dish that had strep culturing and then claimed she got cancer. She also smelled like she had never bathed or showered. A musty, nauseating aroma of B.O, rancid vag and unwashed ass. When confronted about her weirdness or when told to knock her behavior off, she would start breathing hard and saying, ‘I’m so triggered by this’.”

18. No Means No

But this story from a Reddit user called adamzep91 shows a creepy girl trying to take advantage of a drunk guy. “When I was at a party a few years ago, it was right after I’d had a fight with my then-girlfriend and I was drinking heavily. This one girl was constantly around me all night and I was warned by a couple people that she was going to hit on me. Whatever, I can deal with it. She was flirting with me a little bit and I made sure to add in my girlfriend to the conversation topic so there was no misunderstanding. Didn’t matter. Every time I went to talk to someone else I would feel a small butt grab, and when I looked around she was backing up giggling. Once it started getting not-so-lightly I straight up told her to stop.

“Anyway, later in the night I was sitting down on a chair. She comes in, sits on my lap, and starts trying to kiss me. Every time I move away she bites my neck. She starts to grab at my crotch too. Even after I hit her hand away it goes right back. The last thing I remember is trying to get up to get her off me. I wake up the next morning in my friend’s room on the floor and ask her what happened. She told me the girl was trying to walk me out of the door, telling the others she was just taking me back to ‘take care of me’ at her apartment. My friend said no and locked me in her room so that the girl couldn’t sneak in and try anything. The girl apparently got very upset and stormed out.”

17. Heartless, And Also Rather Creepy

This one came from a user called dzernumbrd. This woman wasn’t exactly creepy, but she was definitely heartless and had something wrong with her. “I was 26 or something at the time. The girl was 31 and hot for me – she was reasonably good looking. We worked at the same company. I was thinking of sealing the deal at least casually. So we were drunk at a pub (every Friday after work) and she started telling me about someone her mum knows that has cancer. She ends it by saying ‘he deserves it anyway.’

I said, ‘WHOA? what the f*ck does that mean? Did he do something wrong to you or your mum?’ She says, ‘Nope, everyone that gets cancer has done something evil in their past to deserve it. It’s like bad karma.’ Knowing the perfect comeback that logic can’t defeat I say: ‘Bullsh*t. What about sweet, innocent two-year-old kids with leukemia? They haven’t been able to do anything evil to get cancer.’ She says: ‘No, they have done something evil also.’ I say: ‘You mean in a past life?’ (Thinking she may be Buddhist with the karma talk). She says: ‘No.’ So I noped the f*ck out of there.”

16. Creepy Pickle Innuendos

This next story from Reddit is by a deleted user. “This happened when I was 16. I worked at a grocery store. On my first day on the job this girl handed me a note. She told me not to read it until she was gone. I open the note and it says things like: ‘I love you, I want to be with you, we need to have children together even though we’re both only teenagers’. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on this chick. So the next day at work she asks sheepishly if I’ve read her note. I said yes but I wasn’t really looking for a relationship at the time. Her face lost all expression for a second. Then she smiled and said something to the effect of ‘No worries, I thought I’d try’ and we continued working.

“That night, when I left work there were about 50 notes taped to my Jeep. LONG notes too! I have no clue how she wrote this much in a day. The notes said things like ‘I hate you you’re a fucking asshole I hope you die’ and other notes said things like ‘I’m sorry for writing that note that called you an asshole. I really like you and want to be with you <3 <3 <3’ She would then try luring me with innuendos. When she was on her lunch break she would do things like buy these huge dill pickles that we sold (making sure to come through my line) and say things like ‘Do you think this pickle is for lunch or personal pleasure?’ gag. Eventually, after a few months she lost interest in me and started chasing a new guy.”

15. She Showed Up At His House Without Permission

This story came from a Reddit user called Tredid. “A girl I knew from class got my phone number somehow (I didn’t give it to her) and started texting me incessantly. Constantly asked to hang out, no matter what. Now, though I wasn’t particularly fond of her, I didn’t want to be rude, so I would make excuses. I once told her that I had lots of family over, so I was too busy to hang out with her.”

“Ten minutes later I got a text. It was a picture. Of my empty driveway. At my house. She found out where I lived, drove to my house, and took a picture to prove that I was lying. I came outside to tell her that I didn’t have time, and that she should go home. She refused to accept that, going so far as to sit in front of my door, not allowing me to go back inside my own home. I walked around the house, went in a back door, and texted her that I never wanted her to contact me again. She sat there for about 20 minutes before she left.”

14. There Are Certain Things You Should Never Joke About

In the context of this article, it seems like this woman was possibly joking. However, no one should ever joke about sexual assault, especially when we are in the era of #MeToo. And yet that’s exactly what this creepy woman did to a user called Saskei. “A female coworker had a crush on me, and ‘accidentally’ ran into me (literally) at the public mall when I was in the middle of a conversation with a friend.

“She then proceeded to ask me if I was going to rape her. Specifically she said ‘So are you going to rape me now?’ No context, or even sexual talk having ever occurred between us that might justify it, or make it potentially a (unfunny) joke, or anything. It was just out of nowhere.”

13. Everyone’s a Critic

“I met a girl on a bus in Manchester, UK. She approached me and asked if she could have a Jaffa Cake (she saw the box protruding from my grocery bag). So I said sure. As I leaned down to get the box and open it she proceeded to tell me she wrote erotic fiction, as I offered her the Jaffa Cake she handed me a notebook filled with filth. I quickly made my excuses and got off at the wrong stop just to get out of the situation.”

That story was from a user called mundaneclipclop. As a new writer, maybe this girl was eager to share her stories with someone she thought would be interested. Clearly, he wasn’t. Maybe it’s better for her to join a writing group. However, I think the older ladies might have a heart attack when they read that fan fiction.

12. I See Dead People

“My ex says she saw dead people. At a party she said there was a dead man in the house wanting us to get out. She sat on the bathroom floor for 20 minutes staring into nothing. Then she let out a big breath, lowered her head and started crying… Then we left. She was a really nice girl but that particular side of her was creepy.”

That story was from a Reddit user called festt. This really depends on what you believe. Some people will look at famous mediums like Kim Russo and believe whole-heartedly that they can see ghosts. However, science would say that this poor girl had some kind of mental illness that was torturing her with hallucinations of ghosts.

11. Don’t Let Her Help You

“Well I was at a party when this girl that I went to university with (and I only treated as a classmate). She tried to choke me into telling her the name of the girl that I was seeing so that she could in her words ‘help’ me. Only, she let go when she threw up on herself. That was pretty traumatic and creepy, 0/10 would not do it again.”

That story was from a Reddit user called takenwithapotato. It’s absolutely creepy, and scary to imagine what could have happened if it had gone on much longer. This girl clearly had problems, but it’s probably good that she vomited. It gave the man an opportunity to get free of her chokehold and run in the opposite direction.

10. Over Exposure

“I was 11 and at a friend’s place when his mother came from the tanning bed, opened up her robe and asked if we boys thought her tan was nice. She was nude beneath the robe. Really creepy.”

That story came from a user called Anders_A. It’s problematic on so many levels. Not only were the boys 11, but she was showing herself off to both her son and her friend. We can only guess how much therapy the son needs to get now that he’s an adult.

9. Just Girly Vampire Things

“Not exactly romantic, but the first night I was hooking up with this beautiful girl, she wanted to prove how dirty she could be. I had told her that I liked to try interesting things in bed, and she said ‘Yeah well, I’m up for anything. See this scar?’ (Points to her left clavicle.) ‘That’s where I cut myself so my last boyfriend could drink my blood.’ But…she was still super hot so I pretended that was totally normal.”

That was from a user called aclockworkporridge. It’s more than likely that this girl was a fan of the Twilight series, and got a little too excited by the idea of it. Some guys would run in that situation. But it seems like this guy continued to hook up with her for as long as possible before it got too creepy to handle.

8. Are You Sure You’re Not Going Commando?

“One time at work I was outside pushing carts when this middle aged woman in her car with a glass of wine in hand said ‘Are you wearing underwear?’ I replied, ‘Umm yea.’ Then she said, ‘Huh doesn’t look like it,’ and drove off.”

That one came from a user called GOOMH. There’s a lot to unpack, here. Clearly the woman was drunk driving. The glass of wine made it blatantly obvious. Second, her creepy comment had almost no point to it. Reminds me of cat calling by construction workers.

7. The Tragic Story of Jen, a Major Stalker (Part 1)

This story from a Redditor called gaqua is so long, we had to split it up into three parts.

“When I was 19 I got an apartment below a couple in their early 20s who fought and screamed all the time. One day, the boyfriend gets violent and the cops take him away. Girl (Jen) comes down, ‘Can I have your number in case he comes back?’ So I gave it to her. I should mention that I had a girlfriend (Sue) at this time. Jen calls me one night right before midnight. ‘Are you okay?’ I ask. ‘Yeah. What are you doing?’ She asks. ‘Wanna come f*ck me?’ She says. Very direct. ‘Uh, I’ve got a girlfriend, Jen.’ Two hours later, she calls and wakes me up. She’s crying. ‘Why don’t you think I’m attractive?’ Finally I ended up just hanging up.”

“Thirty seconds later she’s banging on my door. She starts yelling. It’s almost two AM. I called the police. One hour later, she was still banging on the door screaming and crying. They take her back to her apartment and calm her down. An officer takes a statement. He keeps asking ‘Was she ever in this apartment?’ She told the cops a very different story – that we’d been intimate, that I’d kicked her out in the middle of sex without her keys or her wallet. I told the cop he was free to search. He looked around for about 10 minutes, seemed satisfied, and then thanked me and left. At 4:30 AM, she calls me and wakes me up. She’s apologizing, crying, so sorry she got like that. I tell her I think it’s a bad idea that we talk anymore.”

6. The Tragic Story of Jen, a Major Stalker (Part 2)

I go to work after getting maybe 2 hours of sleep in total. I’m a zombie all day. I get home at 4:30, ready to crash. Sue, my girlfriend, was going to bring dinner after she got off work at eight. My apartment is completely spotless. There are freshly made cookies on the table. I walk to the bedroom. There, of course, is Jen. Naked except for thigh high stockings and a hair tie. She’s lying on her back, and as I come in she pulls her knees back to her shoulders, and smiles at me. I just turned around and ran out of my own apartment. Scared like a little boy. In the lobby I called the police again, they came and arrested her. Charged her with some minor things like trespassing and she spent a couple nights in jail.

“Behavior like this happens for weeks. She’s constantly knocking on the door and arguing with the people staying at my place. She offers to ‘Share me’ with Sue. A week or two later she is being evicted and as some form of weird protest, she paints her upper torso and face bright pink and wears a green bikini top as they drag her kicking and screaming out of the place. Police end up arresting her again. My six months lease is up, so I move. I get an unlisted number/address. I am about 10 miles from the old place. A couple months after I moved in, there’s a knock at the door. It’s Jen. She followed me from work, then waited until Sue left. She says she’s medicated, she wants to apologize. I tell her I hope she’s better, but I can’t let her in.

5. The Tragic Story of Jen, a Major Stalker (Part 3)

“Predictably, Jen goes nuts. Another call to the cops and arrest. I moved three states away, broke up with Sue and was single. It’s been about three to four years, and suddenly I got a MySpace friend request from her in 2002. I ignore it. Then I get a tirade of emails. Long winded, lacking punctuation. Clearly mentally ill. I just ignore them, what else can I do? 2006, Sue messages me out of the blue. Haven’t talked to her in like eight years. She says Jen came into her work and wanted info on me, where I was, what I was doing. She was dragged out by security. 2008, Jen finds my little brother’s Facebook. Makes a road trip across three states. Finds his dorm and goes to talk to him. He has no idea who she is.

“Six months later she accosts him at his work and Jen is placed in a facility. 2012 – Jen is out of the mental illness facility and heavily medicated. Her ‘counselor’ contacts me on Facebook. ‘Would I like to help her put her past behind her?’ she asks. She wants to set up a face-to-face meeting. I have a wife and a kid. I say no thank you. ‘Counselor’ gets very frustrated and tells me I’m a terrible person. 2013 – Jen commits suicide by jumping off a cliff somewhere in Arizona. Her body is found months after the fact and identified by wallet. Part of me wonders what I did to cause this? I literally never did anything out of the ordinary. I was her downstairs neighbor for a couple of months and it caused over a decade of fixation. Mental illness is a hell of a thing.”

4. The Movie Theater Stalker

This creepy story came from a Redditor called Ineffablepwnage. “I worked at a movie theater in high school and college. My creepiest stalker found me there. I go out one night after closing at 1 am, and find a giant piece of cardboard covering my windshield. Written on it is ‘Hi I think you’re cute, call me xxx-xxxx’ Thinking one of my coworkers is messing with me, I go back in and ask who did it, and am greeted by blank faces, promptly followed by waves of laughter. So my friend calls the number, chick answers the phone, and they start talking.

‘We’ve got lots of questions. Do you know whose car you put the cardboard on?’

‘Yes, ineffablepwnage’s.’

‘Wait, how did you know his name?’

‘Well, the next day I asked all the other employees who he was until someone told me.’

‘How did you know it was his car?’

‘Well, I saw him leaving the theater a week ago, and thought he was cute so I followed him out. I got a little lost trying to find my way back to town. Well, I kinda followed him a little further than just the parking lot.’

‘Define a ‘little further’.’

‘Maybe out to his house. It’s really nice! But it’s kind of out in the middle of nowhere.’

At this point, I chime in and tell my friend, ‘I don’t remember anyone following me, and I always watch for other cars.’ So my friend asks her, ‘How did he not notice you following him?’

‘Teehee, maybe he just doesn’t pay enough attention.

Oh, I maaaayyyyy have turned off my lights so he didn’t know I was following him.’

I noped out of there so quick.”

3. A Creepy Ex-Wife Attempted Murder

A Reddit user called Gerbadagin tells a horrifying story of how his ex-wife was trying to kill him by altering his medication. “My ex wife, who was a registered nurse, manipulated my prescriptions. She changed the dosage, and called the prescription to Walgreens as though she were my physician.

“The DEA investigated, and all they could find out was that it was a woman’s voice who called in the prescription. I got very sick from it, and when I realized what was happening I left, and asked for a divorce. Her attorney placed a restraining order on the $250,000 life insurance policy I had with her as beneficiary. And I was forced to pay the premiums until the divorce was final. That was 10 years ago. I will never remarry, or even be in a relationship.”

2. Yo Ho Ho And a Bottle Of…

“At the end of High School we had senior night at Disneyland. It’s kind of like one last huge party in which various local graduating senior classes rent out the park. Anyway, me and my buddies are walking around having a pretty great time and decide to get on some rides. I’m in line for Pirates of the Caribbean when I feel someone’s hand slide into my back pocket and cup my ass while another hand grabs my crotch.”

“I was pretty ‘WTF’ when i turned and saw this girl in line by herself, butch haircut, breath smelling like some kind of medicine or something, probably just dropped. She looks me dead in the eye and says, ‘I’m so horny right now, do you want me to suck you off on the ride?’, revealing a grotesque smile. I look at her, my friends, back at her. We get on the ride. Now I get a boner whenever I ride Pirates of the Caribbean.” Story by UndergroundElectric

1. Groping is Never Okay

This next story comes from a user called Deijavu. “Two summers ago, I was traveling through California and stopped in Huntington Beach for drinks with friends. We walked into this bar, and were moving towards the back tables, when I nearly ran head-on into this older lady, 50+, who gave me the I’m checking you out right now and I want you to know it look up and down my body… And then grabbed my biceps, squeezed a couple of times and walked away before I could even respond or react.

“A couple hours later, my friends and I were leaving our table to go outside and catch a cab, when I ran into this lady again. She’d clearly been drinking and decided to go for the gusto, this time with a full on crotch-grab while she whispered ‘I’ve always liked chocolate’ (I’m black) into my ear. I just stood there like a deer in headlights. I’d never encountered anything like that before and didn’t have any programming to process it so I defaulted to stunned silence.”